(Or Some Things You Can Learn from a 3-Year Old)
Why does life have to be so hard??
Life should be one big pillow. We could walk on pillows, jump on pillows, sleep on big pillows, have lots of sex on pillows, eat on pillows (dude, the japanese do it!).
Are you mad at someone? Throw a pillow at them! Life is so much better with pillows. If you get bored with your pillow floor, get a new pillowcase. Down, cotton, feathers, whatever man.
I just want to work hard and play hard, but if (when) I fall, I want it to be on a pillow.
