I have seen it all

OK wtf???!!

I am on craigslist looking for jobs (and apts), which is a part-time job in itself. And I found this in the "etc" section:

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NEED AN ONLINE DATING PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Date: 2006-10-30, 5:09AM PST
I'm seeking an individualo to work about 12 hours/wk primarily from home w/ flexible hours at $10/hr to manage my online dating accounts, send out emails, reply to emails, etc. this is steady ongoing work with cash pay.

Prefer mid 20's to 30's man or woman with significant experience dating online. Email us your resume with a brief cover letter describing extent of knowledge of teh various popular dating websites.

Preferred also: College degree

Compensation: $10/hr, Performance-based bonus.
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holy crap people! is he serious? this has to be a joke. First of all, if he needs someone to help him manage ALL his online dating accounts, then he must be dating a million women, which makes him a dummyhead. And if he doesn't even have the TIME to send his own emails and use the online service, then how does he have the time to date in the first place?? And i love that he prefers someone with a college degree. oh wait, you know what i just realized? that i only assumed this was a MAN who posted this ad! HA!

WOW

~quernzy =)

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