I would like to welcome the second member of the All Star Drinking Team LA Chapter... Jessica Rose! Our induction ceremony is tonite with 5 hours of free cocktails and drunken shopping at the Girl's Nite Out Shecky's Party.
What's great about Jessica is that she already has a built-in Golden Girl name - Rose! Even though her fav GG is Blanche and there is evidence of her GG love in her photo section on myspace. There are pictures of her with her idol Rue (kinda scary looking Rue) from saucy Rue's book-signing of "My First Five Husbands... And the Ones Who Got Away." Ahhh Rue. I can't wait till I am able to write about my first five husbands....
Jessica never disappoints in ASDT meetings. In true Modern Drunkard style, she immediately finds a bartender and overtips them on our first drink order, so that he makes us a DOUBLE on the next. Classic.
and my favorite so far.... a text exchange from our ASDT meeting last week:
JR: just parked, are you here?
VQ: parking now.
JR: good, cuz I hate drinking alone.
yes....Rose was gonna drink, whether i had arrived or not. Class is so sexy!
Oh Rose! You bring the Jack, I've got the Ensure chasers!
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